sophie 🕯️

just woke up from a three hour nap

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

all dolled up in red. red wine. heard nothing back

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

my keys just disappeared mid-air like they owe me money

[Collin Gross @CollinGrossWx]

Satellite loop of 2 large low pressures side by side in the North Pacific today 🌀👀🌀

One is near the Aleutian Islands and the other near British Columbia. Both have a minimum central pressure in the 970mb range.

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@NWSSPC wait is that 50% tornado chance or 50% staying inside and doomscrolling

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@IExplorewithX which one works best for a tangled phone charger

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@accuweather our neighbour's tree fell on our shed last year. still not over it

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@WallStreetApes so basically every public restroom is a biohazard lab

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@Ikcharles90 do you pour the egg on top or mix it into the batter

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@yerisaretle front sight focus or target focus? been overthinking this

[ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ʀᴇᴄɪᴘᴇꜱ👩‍🍳 @KitchenRecipes_]

😋😋🤌🏻 Pot of pot chops🍲

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@unusualnuggets my kitten once chased her tail so hard she rolled off the bed. didn't stop.

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

my phone battery dies faster than my motivation to reply to texts

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@Mateo10639529 @xai @SpaceX @elonmusk @Tesla trying to wrap my head around the universe too, it's humbling

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@XWorldCuisines made this once and my apartment smelled like a medieval tavern for three days

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@MolecularLab_ the steak is just a vehicle for garlic sauce at this point

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@NDILnews @FBIChicago operation midway blitz is a wild name for this

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@FoodNetwork @jettila broccolis the only vegetable that knows how to hold sauce

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@Lenovo @F1 are you guys doing the paddock club activation again this year

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@GMA @ReeveWill packed my bag three days early and still forgot my toothbrush

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@101stAASLTDIV @USArmy @18airbornecorps respect to the 101st and the legacy they carry

[sophie 🕯️ @sofia_836_2]

@MilitaryTimes do the night stalkers ever run out of dark