sofia

People call me brazen, but I don't care because those are delicious. (she/her)

[sofia @sofiability]

If the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, that means there is a mathematical formula that goes like this:

You/Your Ex = Someone Else/You

Work is going great today, thank you for asking.

[sofia @sofiability]

@paindocsteve ❤️❤️❤️ best dad ever.

[sofia @sofiability]

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who made the JCC put in collapsible basketball hoops because he smashed so many backboards dunking. Love you so much.

[sofia @sofiability]

No matter how desperate I get to meet someone, I am not going fucking rock climbing.

[sofia @sofiability]

Hi hello TV Writers? 100% support your cause and hope all of your demands are met, with that being said, when you go back to work, PLEASE stop shocking flatlines on medical shows.

[sofia @sofiability]

Some of those poor Gen X suckers said the sentence “I’m interning for this really cool guy Jeff Skilling this summer.”

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I don’t tolerate slander of Gen-X. These folks literally had rocks for pets. They deserve our sympathy and compassion.

[sofia @sofiability]

Yeah one of my favorite things about the Pete Davidson mystique is that, as Zach points out, the answer is right there. “People want relationship with kind people who are enjoyable to be around,” and everyone goes “nah, that can’t be it.”

[sofia @sofiability]

@meechleech711 Thank you! I’ll be back. Everyone’s a full code.

[sofia @sofiability]

Hey can you watch my patients I’m gonna go take the elevator to the cafeteria so I can enjoy 5 seconds of silence.

[Eugene V. Debs Museum @DebsMuseum]

Endless congrats to our comrades Sandy and Brandon for their surprise destination engagement today. Gene would surely smile on this union!

[sofia @sofiability]

@meechleech711 Oy, I’m sorry they put that in a note you could see like that. It’s not how they should handle it. (PS: you can always visit me!!)

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[sofia @sofiability]

@SwaddleDesigns @heyalexfriedman Yep came here to say my mom has a severe red bell pepper allergy and we’ve learned to list paprika off as one of her allergies to people because so many people don’t know.

[sofia @sofiability]

I ask all my patients who’ve been married for 50+ years how they met and I have heard some of the cutest stories ever and even though I am not a luddite and I’m pro-dating-app it makes me kinda sad some of those stories will be replaced with 1-word answers in a few decades.

[sofia @sofiability]

Update: still supposed to be here. Maybe gonna sleep on this little butcher paper for a while.

[sofia @sofiability]

Help I did my labs at this doctor’s office and idk if they wanted me to go back in the exam room or not so now I’m just sitting in here and Idk if they forgot me but I don’t want to make the walk of shame to the desk to find out.

[sofia @sofiability]

My patient when I do a wall sit so I can chart while I take them to the bathroom.

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

boy they just don't write dialogue like this anymore

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

Round 2 @goldenglobes

[sofia @sofiability]

Be careful with this yall!

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

This time of year can be tricky...because CARBON MONOXIDE toxicity can mimic things like the flu or a viral illness.

Carbon monoxide is an odorless, tasteless, invisible gas that comes from things like automobile exhaust, fires, fuel-burning heaters, gas stoves, generators, etc.

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

I’m sorry to tell you this but literally all of the sled dogs are nepo babies.

[sofia @sofiability]

I am a nepo baby. My parents are therapists and I am mentally ill.