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tx tech

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

cheerleaders should start doing sad/interpretive dance when their team is losing

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

am i depressed or do i just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

so do you ever grow out of having like a thousand bruises you don’t remember getting all over your legs or is this just how things are always gonna be

[e @heartswochains]

@fevrier2nd @tegriidyfarms being a teenager in 2014:

[sof @sofiaeffertz]

@KowgirlLeigh How dare you

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I could easily overpower nine senior citizens

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@ScawtySea AHAHAHA THE FULL VIDEO IS EVEN FUNNIER

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@ScawtySea Thank you Uncle Scotty! I wish I grew up in Beverly Hills 😔

[Scotty Sea @ScawtySea]

@sofiaeffertz 🥰👑

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@ScawtySea

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE SCOTTY

[Scotty Sea @ScawtySea]

In 1968 my Mom had The Hong Kong Flu, Strep Throat & Peneunonia at the same time. She was also pregnant. With me. She gave birth on Mother's Day. May 11. My claim to fame is being a test baby for a product called Pampers. I was also difficult. #Birthday

[Ryan Chandler @RyanChandlerTV]

Happening now: Protesters gather for abortion rights outside Lubbock County Courthouse