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- lean, mean, pizza eating machine -

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

I shoulda kept my moof closed

[Gemma Styles @GemmaAnneStyles]

Imagine how dreadful it’s gonna be in 20 years when they start talking about a Harry Potter reboot

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Parents, you deserve a break – Michelle’s got storytime handled every Monday. She’s one of the best, I promise. (And I confess it makes me a little nostalgic.)

[Gemma Styles @GemmaAnneStyles]

I don’t even use an alarm anymore I just get up when my phone hits 2% battery

[Hip Hop Drunkie @ZenoEm]

I am so sorry 💔 @BrianKempGA @GovKemp this is what's your doing to frontline workers. #KempBodyCount #KempGenocide #kemp

[Chris Lovelace @c_f_lovelace]

Ga opens Friday! Nails trimmed, haircut, new tatoo, then bowling and a message, crowded fast food for supper, then a movie. Head home, bend over and kiss my ass goodbye. @GovKemp is an amature asshole. Trumpty Dumpty is a professional asshole. #KempGenocide #TrumpLiesPeopleDie

[SherryB @Sherstar]

Congrats to Ga. Gov. Brian Kemp! He's made Ga NUMBER ONE! "Georgia leads the race to become America’s No. 1 Death Destination." #KempGenocide https://t.co/nQ2bmDfkk1

[Sace @LiL_Sacee]

@Brawlhalla it’s 5am and i’m tryna play brawl tf y’all doing

[Georgia Tech @GeorgiaTech]

So Georgia Tech. Aerospace major Antoine Paletta used math to calculate when to capture this image. Using a smartphone app, he figured out the moon's elevation and used trigonometry to determine how far he’d need to be for the moon to just touch the top of the spire. #WeCanDoThat

[Human Rights Watch @hrw]

Latin America: Cut Prison Crowding to Fight COVID-19 https://t.co/chgYauQSEP

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

*laughs*

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*sigh*

[sofi @sofiamoin]

Y'all! How great would it be if I could! Calm! Down!

[Tom Holland @TomHolland1996]

So true 😂 https://t.co/Yl7ZLIJhQa

[squid @NatsSquid]

sometimes twitter is really good