I can feel homegirl moving and it’s as if I am a fishbowl and she is just a little fish, swimming back and forth for funsies except the fishbowl is in fact, my stomach
what do you mean liam payne just died on a random wednesday evening in buenos aires he was literally posting on snapchat like 30 minutes ago and then somehow died WHATS GOING ON?
Fuck @Ticketmaster why is the cheapest parking option MORE MONEY than 2 tickets to see @NiallOfficial in cuyahoga falls? Why. I already had to miss the last concert due to COVID and now I can’t see this bc of crazy fees? fucking ridiculous
any time I read/see/hear “hyaluronic acid” my immediate first thought is that one suave commercial eva longoria did YEARS ago where she has trouble saying it out loud