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[Unique Sullivan 🌸 @_CuppCakess_]

The fact Walmart never reverted backed to 24hrs bothers me till this day

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we should do this again but without the covid part

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

how seedless buns are made

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

tha weighted blanket enjoyer

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

instagram’s got too many notifications now, i dont need to know who liked a post i reposted.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

If we go on vacation, my first rule is
WE WILL NOT BE EATING AT RESTAURANTS THAT WE HAVE IN OUR CITY.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

You know what I’d love to see???

A reality show where millionaire CEOs are required to live off their lowest paid employees salary for 1 month.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"why don't you tell us anything anymore?" i've updated my privacy policy

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

there should be a website where you can post your wishes and rich ppl who don't know what to do with their money can give you an anonymous gift🙂‍↔️🥹

[Dick “Looney Bin” Fuckington, CPA 🇹🇹 @dick_fuckingtin]

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Going off grid for awhile.

(Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

[masha @masha_slp]

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

Un miedo permanente que tengo es que mi casa huela feo y yo no lo sepa porque me acostumbré al olor.

[jezz @JezziiB]

I've had 452 menstrual cycles. That's at least $15,000 spent on maxi pads and ibuprofen. Women should get a tax deduction for this involuntary shit. Or get pads and tampons for free. Tired of my cramps being capitalized on.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Audibly cringing every time I hit a pothole so my car knows I don’t like it either

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I'll mute a group as soon as I'm added.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need a scientific explanation for why it’s easier to clean when you’re the only person in the house.

[cнєєкυ⋆���🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How do men see this and not think of getting one for their woman?

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Hot take: 7am–3pm beats the traditional 9–5