Ana Sofia

[Ana Sofia @soficarrascod]

I wasn't born the day i met you, and I won't die the day you leave.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Nath @nalg0nath]

Instagram siempre sugiriendo pendejos

[ivi🦊🍂 ⸆⸉ NOAH CPH & LDN🐞🍊 @cowboylikeivi_]

10x platinum in my house

[乄 @troygonscrewu]

cutting off isn't enough. i need to betray you

[jynx @miiagarro]

the concept of men calling something "princess treatment" that my friends would do for me on a random tuesday

[jynx @miiagarro]

girl at least get traumatized by a ceo, engineer, pilot or doctor

[julia @juumelo_]

the perfect man hasn’t posted on instagram since 2021

[bubbles @bubs4may0r]

i assume you're slow if u post AI pics of yourself btw

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Taylor swift these last few years feels like when the Capitol got Peeta

[𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖓 @megumii_mr]

algunos pensarán que soy linda, otros pensarán q soy fea… pero mientras nadie piense que apoyo al Estado ilegítimo y genocida de Israel todo bien

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

I only like being with couples that make me feel like their child as opposed to awkwardly third wheeling

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Former OpenAI and Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon, who publicly resigned from Anthropic yesterday with a stark warning about AI safety, was interviewed by Anderson Cooper on his show this evening.

[anusuya @anusuya1989]

ofcourse he’s gonna find someone great because women are amazing
that makes me a lil sad ngl

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

And for the eldest daughter, perhaps an acts-of-service husband who loves to cook.

[Brat. @sadditylyssa]

I only do situationships when i’m the one that don’t wanna commit

[🍊🇵🇸 @ouchdavidd]

i cant stop laughingshhdjsjshsdjdjsj

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[mary @caralhoogames]

conheci um homem igual a mim e agora somos inimigos mortais