Sofia Baeseman

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I want to blackout with the geico lizard

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I’m not too scared of micro plastics because I used to eat Polly pocket clothes

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

Keeping it real like a happy meal

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I love hairspray the movie I am currently hearing I can hear the bells and now I think I have schizophrenia because I haven’t heard the soundtrack or watched in years

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

@MileyCyrus please please please make your Hannah Montana tour 21+. I will give you my firstborn there is nothing more I want then to be there😭😭

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I had a dream where I connected an Xbox motion detector and my Wii to my Amazon tv and was able to play just dance while it recorded me and it was wonderful…

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I need Miley Cyrus to do an eras tour

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Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval should have named their bar tomfoolery

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I will literally do everything in my power to never shed a tear over a man

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

Imagine ur man getting spooked at a cat… talk about an ick

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I relate to the song rich and sad except I’m not rich but I am mentally

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

“If she had so many men why can’t she just share one…” my roommate said this abt me how do I act

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Davin: how could u be proud of being hood like wtf…

I’m on demon time rn

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

Tonight I witnessed someone pack a down stem instead of a bowl…

Some people maybe need… rehab?????

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

Sacramento has known no peace.

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Haidyn said she is surprised I’ve never had a nose job… I am a happy girl

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I think surrounding yourself with people who would put ur last name on their back and play the hardest game of their lives— these are the best people

[Sofia Baeseman @sofiebaeseman]

I got to step it up on my canvas discussion posts. These bots getting smarter…

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If Addie Polo blocks me on instagram im ending my life

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I wish red ribbon week stuck with me more