FUCKING 👜RUDE👜👜

former princess of Genovia. -Soff ૐ

[FUCKING 👜RUDE👜👜 @sofiee__]

BOYCOTT MCDONALDS

[corb @awshuqs]

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year

they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Actually I will not stop posting this series

[Cameron Scheetz @cameronscheetz]

Reciting this brilliant sketch from memory in honor of Chloe Troast 🫡
Like fellow one-season SNL star Jenny Slate, history will look kindly upon her!

[mechanical bull @KahlibB_]

Love when a mama is for all the drama.

[FUCKING 👜RUDE👜👜 @sofiee__]

@aislen_rat @karengeier This tweet is so underrated

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

my problem is not that he spent campaign funds at sephora but that none of sephora employees told him about blush. so washed out

[Jack in the Box @JackBox]

nah i be standing on business

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

We must ban podcasts. Take their mics away

[FUCKING 👜RUDE👜👜 @sofiee__]

The resemblance is uncanny @Pontifex @JackBox

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[Meredith @meralee727]

Joe Jonas broke up with Taylor Swift in an infamous 27 second phone call. Sophie Turner found out Joe Jonas was divorcing her by reading it about online.

Maybe the problem is Joe Jonas.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

NYC schools got defunded to pay for these privacy disasters on wheels

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.