21 year old me - *checks phone, sad to see there’s no new notifications.”
26 year old me - *checks phone, extremely relieved to see there’s no new notifications and shit to deal with* Lol
Finally watching the first episode of “The Bachelor” and I’m about 20 minutes and so far all I have to add is that every single one of these chicks have the exact same boobs
15 homeless people in chicago were found frozen to death these last couple days.. i am going to keep that I mind every time i go to bitch about how cold it is today. i am grateful for my warm home & warm car to get into. gratitude is the attitude, homies.
I love this... Nebraska isn’t for everyone...tanking, #Huskers games, country concerts, bonfires w a keg & family, our zoos, CWS, great LOCAL beer, Chilli & cinnamon rolls, friendly people, fishing & hunting, life is easy & slow... that’s for me @KZKX969 https://t.co/r7ESoCGTjW
Me- I’m going straight upstairs to my room as soon as we get home”
Sophie- “Well duh, what are we supposed to do, tickle each other til we fall asleep?”
Me- 😶
If anyone wants to compete with Sophie on #1 best pal, go vote for Camp Kesem and tell all your contacts to too 🙌🏼😚 Voting ends tonight! follow the link in the next tweet (i promise you won’t get any emails!!) 💚💙
Things I’m most excited for this Super Bowl Sunday in order:
1) food
2) commercials
3) chips and dip
4) little finger foods
5) chips and salsa
6) bigger finger foods
7) the game