sofie

i cant reach the top shelves

[sofie @sofiepoulsenx]

@terrorreid @yunggravy PLEASE ADD A TOUR DATE IN WISCONSIN I BEG OF YOU 😭😭😭

[katie @katefeetie]

you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

hope this works....
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[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.

[alice ᛉ @nfjqs]

This is worse than gore

[Trish🔞 @ch3fz]

Toisty,,,,,

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

walking around undiagnosed and irritable just like my father #daddysgirl

[avery 🌱✨ @pastelheat]

coworker just said “i’m gonna blow my brains out” in reaction to a minor inconvenience in the department wide teams chat

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[milad @mladamri]

microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

They making one person do the job of three people

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Burst into Tears while Putting away the Dishes Tuesday

[Henry @Henry404gd]

No one talks about how draining it is when your mood is constantly switching between 'its okay, I don't care, I'll be okay' and 'I don't know how much more I can take'

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance