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Esto aqui te va a calentar. Que?

[S @sofifiiar]

I had to get out of the uber before my friends finished a tea conversation so they voice noted the rest of it for me so I wouldn’t feel left out ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[S @sofifiiar]

@AmtrakNECAlerts I see on the app that Acela 2253 departed Rhode Island at 2:08pm, is that true? Is it in service to New Haven?

[S @sofifiiar]

Turns out the orchid was plastic & thus why no matter how much I cared for her she didn’t get grow

[S @sofifiiar]

A TikTok about how to take care of orchids popped up on my feed yesterday & this morning I found an orchid on the sidewalk that someone had tossed out #chosenone

[S @sofifiiar]

One of the most millennial things about me is how much I love Amy Poehler

[S @sofifiiar]

The amount of fucking men that are in my dating apps because they don’t know the difference between “identify as” & “interested in”

[S @sofifiiar]

My dad keeps anniversaries to such a degree that today he reminded us it’s been 43 years since he and my mom went on their first trip together

[S @sofifiiar]

My heart wants to explode I love my lil nephew so much I just stare at pics of him every night before bed

[S @sofifiiar]

My godddd Poker Face was so good and quirky and fun gimme more gimme more !!!

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[glimmer @girlremembers]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire

[S @sofifiiar]

I just remembered that when I saw The Lizzie McGuire Movie (at the Lincoln road movie theater thank you very much) I came home & cried bc I was so overwhelmed by how incredible it was (baby gay)

[S @sofifiiar]

You know what is simultaneously extremely homophobic and extremely gay at the same time? Going through a break up during pride

[S @sofifiiar]

I think 75% of rental listings in dc would disappear if I could filter out BASEMENT DUNGEONS

[S @sofifiiar]

Yellowjackets has made it next to impossible to watch their new season

[S @sofifiiar]

WHEN DID EASTER BECOME SECOND CHRISTMAS AND I MEAN THIS IN TERMS OF GIFTS AND CONSUMERISM NOT RELIGION

[S @sofifiiar]

Call me crazy but I don’t think having to book s last minute Amtrak should cost me minimum $200 PER way???

[S @sofifiiar]

The worst people I’ve met have been at the beach volleyball courts

[S @sofifiiar]

Really curious as to why we don’t treat children’s inability to function without a screen in their face as a serious addiction

[S @sofifiiar]

If Avelo Airlines has no haters I’m dead