Sofia Garcia

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

There’s nothing more dystopian than being FORCED to consume any form of paid advertising during an economic downturn like bro double homicide

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Baths can either be luxurious or they can be baby. Todays bath was very baby

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

I feel like cat #1 might have put a hit on cat #2

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

God I love doing my skin and hair care at night. It’s just me and my little potions. There’s something I here fly feminine about it—witchy.

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

This is them trying to tell me that something bad is either a) about to happen or b) has already happened

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

For all of us who started a 2023 bingo already let’s go ahead and cross off the “Trump Releases Cringe NFT” box

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Actually maybe Kathy Bates serving colonial girlboss

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

My favorite part of American Horror Story Roanoke is Sarah Paulson in a lace front wig

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

You haven’t really lived until you’re so high and having a spiritual experience on the 7 train

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Costa Rica getting decimated by SPAIN of all countries seems racially charged

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Sometimes you have to take an edible and manically clean your kitchen. It’s my feminine right

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

If I knew how to make a cool graph I’d make a graph showing the intense positive correlation between how sparkling clean my kitchen is and how hard the edible hit

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

not takeoff :(

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Tonight’s menu looks delicious, honey, wow!

[Bloomberg Wealth @wealth]

Here’s what it’s like to be born really, really, really rich in America https://t.co/b2AwOdZfGk

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Shoutout to ALL my anxious bitches who have to send their fingers to jail (cotton gloves) so they don’t absolutely decimate their cuticles

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Your Finance Bro uniform can’t, and won’t, convince me that your work is so important that you have to pull out your work laptop in this New York City Subway car

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Conservative talking heads whining about the free market not working in their favor is simply my FAVORITE oxymoron

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Earlier today I learned that @kanyewest was officially kicked out of JP Morgan Chase bank. I was told there was no official reason given, but they sent this letter as well to confirm that he has until late November to find another place for the Yeezy empire to bank.

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

No one got me like how my mom’s Facebook girlfriends got me

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Crocheting is my feminine duty 🫡

[Sofia Garcia @sofigarciaaa]

Taking baths instead of showers with reckless abandon—my Victorian child era