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ain’t nothing wrong with a little lank

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i love my country new york

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Just overheard a bushwick couple break up and then proceed to split custody of the mutual aid working groups

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Forget foreplay I’m hitting every crosswalk sign on my way home

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ritz crackers taste like what pencil shavings should taste like

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Still true in 2025

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Hi if you know me in real life I don't suggest you follow me. Unless you like weird fangirl posts. Kthxbye.

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*sends scathing memoji*

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hey guys today I got the ick because my boyfriend ordered a strawberry slush with strawberry real fruit and extra cherry flavor from sonic

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Looove when he backs it up for me (my laptop)

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Hey man your party is awesome where are the bran muffins?

[Reductress @Reductress]

Eric Adams Says Earthquake Would Have Never Happened if Commuters Paid the Subway Fare: https://t.co/nOvfEplga5

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saying “and how!” is the new “period”

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Men in Manhattan are under 5’8

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everyone has that one water bottle that got away

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nyc winter means going to the gym for that gud heating that i need (feeling my toes again)

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

You in her DMs 😴🤓🥱
I'm getting greetings from Vanuatu Parliament 😜😤🥵

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i can’t tell if it’s halloweekend or i’m in bushwick

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TRASH DAY IS THE BEST DAY !

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I love an old man band, but i would LUST for an old lady band

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Wondering if buying carrburritos gendered…

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if my son doesn’t have an oedipus complex I’m going to be offended