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[Joseph K. @wallsallaround]

I must share this photo of Dolly with Bob the Tomato

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

these mosquitos will pull ur panties 2 the side

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I was with some ppl last night all was all doing coke… they ask me what drug i do ….I said …. Jesus

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A federal judge has ruled that Texas’ ban on drag shows is unconstitutional and violates the First Amendment, offering the following advice to those offended by drag:

“The solution is relatively simple ... just don’t go [to the shows].”

(https://t.co/yGR0Z4yXed)

[minji tá dormindo @minjivzp]

o menino que eu tava curtindo os story a uma semana me colocou no cf e postou vídeo rebolando a bunda

[Nas 🇨🇲🇰🇪 @hyeinergy]

when he calls me mid sext and finds me frying plantains

[Kendrick La Mer™️ @CantspellPrague]

My date hugged me goodbye and said this was the start of a beautiful friendship.

[Lihle iHule @1chunbun]

showed my mom a funny video on here and the very next video on autoplay was p*rn

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

Squirrel: I wish I had something to eat

The humble acorn:

[gabe @gabeischaotic]

all there is left to eat is pussy

[k @xf1ins]

me tweeting

[Ianfluencer Kindness Facts @khianfluencer]

Ubered to the bar, realized I forgot my ID, Ubered home, made ramen, fell asleep with it still on the stove

[reece @wannabereece]

the typa shit your uncle be liking on facebook

[bea @oatfrost]

sleepy at work feeling like a grown ass baby bc i need to take my nap

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

she lowkey did know about cameras

[✪ @107StereoBoy]

the pictures on your phone after blacking out

[Pop Base @PopBase]

8 years ago today, Ariana Grande released ‘Sweetener.’

[:P @hasansglasses]

someone stole my chime card and has been trying to buy shit but i only have 90 cents in my checking