sofie!

former pleasure to have in class and current nyt mini crossword pro

[sofie! @sofmarjon]

what if we kissed and we were minecraft villagers going “erhmmmm”

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived 2025! Happy New Year!

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

He was a fucking kid.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

redwood tree it ain’t hard to see his love was the key that opened my thighs

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

He’s going into Oh, Mary

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“you’re soooo funnyyy”

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the cardinals are preparing to lip sync for their lives

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[mickey 🎱 @FALL3NALIEN]

theyre gonna whip out a camera and have him sing sunset boulevard and push celebrities out of the way

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

they should invent a city where all my friends live right next to me and never leave me and we’re all walking distance from each other and it’s also livable and affordable and everyone is happy

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

[amy 🪲 ⋆˚࿔ @mistyynat]

U a boy turn that yellowjackets off

[chase @domitiwhynotme]

your swagger and your bearing

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

you healing he balding

[some ambient loser @purityolympics]

a lot of you would watch the super bowl if you could log it on letterboxd

[adi @buwygfiib]

“donald trump has signed an executive order—“
“donald trump has revoked—“
“donald trump—“

[sofie! @sofmarjon]

@itsmytripleleo and to think it all started with miss nancy herself

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pouring one out rn