stevebuckies: sebastian no
sebastian: stevebuckies get behind me
stevebuckies: sebastian please-
[gunshot]
the entire stevebucky community: SEBASTIAN!!!!!!
Israel: Alright, here's our peace offer. We're going to keep absolutely everything, but in return we're prepared to offer you 3 soggy socks.
Palestinians: Uh-
Israel: One of them has a mustard stain on it.
Palestinians: That sounds horrible.
NYT tomorrow: