Elizabeth (pool boy at the vampire mansion)

david bowie told me to do it in a dream

[Elizabeth (pool boy at the vampire mansion) @softandkind]

there's always that 1 weak ass cookie in every batch that falls apart as soon as u touch it like what is ur damage fight me u stupid pastry

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

he knew it was his turn next to read

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶 🍒🍉🔞 @MissSariie]

Devils Minion ep five of TVL

[The Spoon Bender @CallMeDestry]

Not an exaggeration when I say this perspective is literally life changing

[~ @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[Molly Shah @MollyOShah]

I’m not a Taylor Swift hater (beyond the obvious billionaires shouldn’t exist etc) but it is amazing how this wedding played into literally every single negative stereotype about her- like her biggest hater couldn’t have designed it better.

[yuki⁷ @joon_lovebot]

MIN YOONGI I WILL SUE YOU

[Mori @morimothxx9]

Anne Rice deciding that what her original villain needed was a romcom subplot will never not be one of the most unhinged genius moments

[trish @trishwithapen]

It is fascinating that Taylor Swift spent her whole career assuring everyone “I’m like you, I’m the girl next door, I’m so normal actually!!”

And post eras tour and Travis everything she does just screams “I’m rich!!! I need special things!!! I’m riiiichhhhhh”

[Elizabeth (pool boy at the vampire mansion) @softandkind]

@fortinbros I’m having the best time rn #devilsminion4life

[Rainesford Stauffer @Rainesford]

I admit I would like to see The Dress and would also like to read The Prenup.

[⎕ 🫶🍏🖤 @girlnthescreen]

This divorce is going to be so breathtakingly epic.

[Maria Figuereo🇩🇴 @figtion]

I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

house of the dragon you will always be famous for this

[THV🎄 @Taehyungimpact]

THESE CUTIES 🥹

[Elizabeth (pool boy at the vampire mansion) @softandkind]

what the fuck do you mean both weddings are happening at the same time

[hanna @localcheetowife]

taylor swift could afford to buy an island exclusively to use for her wedding. it’s okay to admit choosing msg as a venue is very gaudy and gauche

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Harvey Weinstein suffers”

[michela #MCRGLASGOW @akmongs_]

let’s all die

[Elizabeth (pool boy at the vampire mansion) @softandkind]

BOONGI 😭😭

[⁷ @bangtanharu]

the huge smile yoongi gave the moment “tomorrow” started

[kat 🐞 NOAHRALEIGH!! @waybackkat]

“Cause if I never see you again you could be ANYTHINGGG I want”