Mike Williams

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The Bible is the most spectacular & greatest book ever to exist

No book has been translated, copied, or read as much as the Bible

66 books, 35 authors, 5,000 years of history

Every human problem can be answered in the Bible

So why aren’t students being taught the Bible? 🤔

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

CNN killing it in the key demo at O’Hare Airport.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

How do you clear out a Russian bingo parlor?? F-22

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

With North Carolina, Virginia, and Michigan State now out of the NCAA tournament, I think it's really important for the entire country to put aside our differences for the next couple of weeks and join together in rooting against Duke.

[Mike Williams @softballmoke]

@Mediaite Look at heroism on this panel

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

But to be clear...you will still be using armed security to violently drag passengers off your flights, right? https://t.co/a2TeZYIO5e

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

*tweeted from a $5.3 million mansion surrounded by armed security. https://t.co/5tKimBfS3C

[Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon]

MSNBC Host Nicolle Wallace: Obama Admin ‘Didn’t Have a Network Distorting the Truth for It’ https://t.co/ektbTxxyd6

[ABC News @ABC]

Surveillance video shows a would-be burglar throwing a brick in an attempt to break a window, but missing and hitting his partner instead. The suspect drags his partner away afterwards. https://t.co/VpCzoba0jw

[Mike Williams @softballmoke]

@DailyCaller So the killer was a Republican?

[Imus @WhereMyImusAt]

The #BestInShow at the #westminsterdogshow was a #BichonFrise. Really? That's not a dog...THIS is a dog!

[Mike Williams @softballmoke]

@FoxNews Ding, ding no more calls. Have seen the crazies person ever!

[Mike Williams @softballmoke]

@TuckerCarlson @FoxNews And they hate themselves and:want everyone too do the same, and have never been successful at anything!

[Drunk America 🇺🇸 @drunkamerica]

Billy Billy

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

For everyone out there who still doesn't understand how presidential elections work:

New England had 613 total yards
Philadelphia had 538 total yards

Philly won the Super Bowl

[Mike Williams @softballmoke]

@SInow @guypbenson Damn band