Softboy

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

TJR x Stake era is officially here 🤝🔥😮‍💨

[TJR @_TJRTrades]

Officially signed with the biggest in the game @Stake

[Ｈ ｅ ｒ ｏ @ReLLoO]

My entering your life is proof that the universe loves you

[zayden @pemilo123]

Neurodivergent friends,
What career field are you in?

What do you do? How does your brain help you in that career/job?

[davidoflagos🔥 @davidoflagos111]

A man with principles won’t always be liked by everyone.

[Slime🧞‍♂️ @dfw2slime]

be proud of yourself for who you’ve become and for the journey you’ve walked.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

The feminine urge to completely change your appearance after one mildly disappointing week.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Seeing “made entirely by humans” attached to something instantly makes me more interested in it these days. Apparently we’ve reached the point where knowing an actual person made the thing is becoming a selling point.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

Condom sex is one thing everybody is pretending to enjoy.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

I’ll say “I’m not spending any money today” and then somehow find myself buying something I’ve never seen before.

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙aᥫ @desi0re]

Clearly I’m batting two for two. But yall , I used my intuition this time

[𐌔†ac𐌊z @STACKZINNC]

“all men are the same” okay dora the explorer

[Big Smoke @Bigsmoke3As]

Life will humbly give you these two things without hesitation.

1 love.

2 Death.

[Jesutumilara @jesutumilara_s]

life is a game: be a player or be played

[Joshua 🧣🍁🖤 @Joshwins_all]

last hour of work i be on straight bullshit i ain’t lying😫💔

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

Why do "I'll just take one small hit" and "I am now contemplating the origin of doorknobs" always happen 10 minutes apart?

[Presh @preshyung019]

I thought the Android/Apple beef was a joke and then someone rolled their eyes at me because i had an Android... My phone is $1,700 dollars...

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

AI is widespread because it gives uncreative people the delusion that they’re creative. It lets them skip straight to the part where they get validation for doing absolutely nothing. It’s not just rotting their brains, it’s also making them narcissistic.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

There should be a site where you list your wishes and needs, and wealthy people who have no clue what to do with their money can anonymously make them happen.

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

Animals are better than people because they don’t need you to be interesting, successful, or useful. Sometimes being safe, familiar, and kind is enough

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

Treat CPTSD like a brain injury and I swear half your guilt disappears. Nobody looks at a guy recovering from a head injury and says "why are you still struggling, it's been years." But you survived some shit that rewired you and you talk to yourself like you're just lazy.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

why do jobs want 5 years experience for an entry level role. who is training the beginners then. ghosts?