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[sagittarius ✭ @cybrdurag]

sometimes instagram comments are hilarious

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

me trying to interact more w my mutuals but their tweets aren’t helping

[leo ከለላ @leonicura]

björk launching lesbianism this pride month

[VICE @VICE]

The Jonestown Massacre proves that it’s true, you can kill 900 people, but you can’t kill an idea, especially if that idea is consuming a potentially lethal Kool-Aid concoction because all your friends are doing it. A 380 gram pineapple jar sugar rush will have you channelling the spirit of cult leader Jim Jones: “There is no Heaven up there, so we’re going to have to make Heaven down here. Dat bih gah”

[ₛₐɳƚₐ ₛₐₙGᵣₑ ₛₜₑₚₕᵢₑ ♀ @FishboneHarp]

I hate that everyone is an alcoholic

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

i'd probably become muslim within five minutes of being in prison

[♡ @softkeur]

@KaijahWard23 @YonoSaboson Me when I don't ✋ have to talk 🗣️ to 🫵 you

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[princess camo @camtalked]

“bibi”

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 ဪ𒈙 @YonoSaboson]

My name is Vianey Salazar and I peaked at Yes Prep and let It show in my lack of originality in everything I do.

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

saw a guy wearing a heavy metal tshirt that had a zombie on it. I wasn’t scared, though, i know it’s just ink on a cotton polyester blend

[♡ @softkeur]

This is definitely some shit Vianey would do

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

last time I had a bday party was when I turned 22. it was my first bday party ever and I was so nervous. I invited these girls who were friends of a friend and they came, made this mean spirited tiktok, and left. I saw it the next day and cried my eyes out lmao

[hysterical and useless @raysofyou]

everyday is just this

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.