Andrew Knox

@TheSecondCity Mainstage and E.t.c. alum👨‍💻JFL New Face ‘21 🤦‍♂️ @improvshakesco 💁‍♂️ Vermonster 👨‍💻 he/him

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Vaccine sommelier

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.

Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

[Covie @covie_93]

A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot.

He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud.

He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery.

He was impeached by his own party for corruption.

Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas.

Together we will stop him.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America. 

He embodies the broken system we’re running against.

It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

That’s a series wrap on asher (and a wrap on the series) 💔

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Planning some tour dates this summer in Chicago, Minneapolis, and Detroit.

Reply with which city you're in and I'll get you early access 🫶

(if you’re in a different city, let me know that too and I’ll do my best to add a few stops)

[NBA Base @TheNBABase]

Wemby on people calling him "too emotional" and "gay" for crying on the court

“I think it's first and foremost a fear of judgment. Like this feeling that you have to act a certain way, social codes, I guess. Personally, I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.”

(Via @MaximeAubin1 )

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Madden Orlovsky had a heartfelt message for his family and friends in honor of World Autism Awareness Day 🥹

This was a special moment for all of us at ESPN. Thanks, Madden and @danorlovsky7 ❤️

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Justice Department did not release key records in the Epstein files about a woman who made an unverified accusation against Donald Trump, in which she said Trump assaulted her in the 1980s when she was a minor. https://t.co/vh9ftXlXlR

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” https://t.co/r3VrzYppaG

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Hurry! Jump on these Cyber Monday sales from the FOX NFL Shop now to get one of these quality items ⬇️

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Its just crazy that the only two Ernests are Hemingway and Ernest

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Are you an NFL team hoping for a last minute roster move?

Reach for a trade lifeline by calling 1-555-NFL-DEAL! 📞

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

I’m seeing a lot of companies saying they are laying people off because of AI. Oddly I’m not seeing any of them lowering prices because of AI.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

The problem is not the poor kid who gets $6 a day in food stamps.

The problem is the Walton family, worth $469 billion, & Jeff Bezos, worth $247 billion pay wages so low that their workers need food stamps.

The real welfare queens are the billionaires who pay starvation wages.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.