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According to psychologist Dr. Deepika Chopra, one of the fastest ways to reduce your mental struggles is to let go of things you can’t control. Jesus, take the wheel.

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In a recent questionnaire, roughly 2/3 of parents admitted to having a favorite child. They also acknowledge a preference for raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

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A new study in the journal Science suggests that people who reach the top of their field are typically late bloomers. The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets the corner office.

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Coffee has been found to be the number one source of antioxidants in the typical American diet. It's also the number one source of enthusiasm for life.

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One way to get a good night of sleep is to keep your feet warm. It doesn't hurt to keep your meters warm, too.

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Microwaving food in a plastic bowl releases 2 billion nano plastics into your food. That sounds like a lot, but it's only 2 million micro plastics, which is only 2 thousand milli plastics, which is only 200 centi plastics, which is only 20 deci plastics, which is only 2 plastics.

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As a general rule, it takes an average of 66 days of practicing a new behavior before it becomes a habit. It takes 67 days for the habit to become annoying, and 69 to become funny.

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A number of medical studies show that playing video games is good for brain health. This, according to Dr. Mario.

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A recent medical study suggests that five or more cups of coffee a day might have a negative effect on the health of your bones. That's why it's called "fair trade."

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Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G AND William McKinley

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How late do you wait to wear your Santa underwear?

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Christmas Day is supposed hit 60 degrees. I'm going to spend it on the back porch, grilling a ham

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@KrukJawn Yesssssssssss🎃🎃🎃

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IN THE NEXT LIFE I'LL BE AN OYSTER
FARTIN'

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Construction by the HELL IS REAL sign is finally done and I will be taking pics with it asap

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Love that Trump is doing his own hunger games. Also love that he's never been hungry a day in his life

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shoutout to the garbageman who throws my trashcans like he's in the WWF

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Chinese FIVE spice? In this economy?

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Please, Lord, never let me get so fat that I can't fit through an antique store, amen

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Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G