mama meg

i come from a long lineage of yappers. professional troublemaker, billionaire hater

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

me every few months checking if my iud is still there

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

(gab after lasik surgery)
(we're having dinner)

gab: *something about opening his eyes*

me: awh you couldn't wait 24 hours before seeing me 🥰

gab: i wanted to make sure you didn't take more garlic sauce

[Scoutfreak 🔜 Mixfest 2026 @scoutfreak]

Co-worker handed me this amazing sticker

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

watched a 12 episode romance anime that altered my brain chemistry with no announcement of production for the next season. Am I supposed to just keep on living?

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

@artbynips @Jezuscringe @MarmanFGC

[nips @artbynips]

💥 JINX PLAYMAT GIVEAWAY 💥

Two winners will be picked and DM'd on Mar 2nd! Will ship ANYWHERE and, if you've already ordered, you will be refunded.

✨ Follow @artbynips
💌 Repost & tag a friend!

Check my shop for more goodies! Thank you all so much for supporting 🥹🖤

[America The Ghetto @Lizzurr]

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

how i feel when i walk in between floors at work looking for a fresh pot of coffee

[loid @Iveslueur]

the dating pool for young women is literally:

- porn addicts
- "sensitive"guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for
- narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros
- emotionally distant manipulators
- performative "woke" men who still treat women like sh*t

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

when did my people pleasing start? i'm not sure exactly, but when i was a kid i preferred to give out candy than going trick or treating

[eve ⭐️ @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

my partner made me in a video game and i thought i was hot

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[Kimiko Shibata 🦋 @ESL_fairy]

I paid my rent on time. I was a clean and quiet tenant, and I was kind to my neighbours. I was renovicted by my landlord so that he could charge a lot more for my unit. I didn’t know my rights at the time and I wish I had. Ford wants to make it easier to make people homeless.

[mama meg @softmoeuf]

@JWonggg @Mavercade @BASILISK_gg @bangersNash @Jezuscringe

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

CONTROLLER GIVEAWAY!

Now that I've joined Science’s Esports Team, BASILISK and I are giving away this signed @Mavercade Controller to celebrate entering the FGC!

To enter:

• Follow @BASILISK_gg and @Mavercade
• RT
• Reply tagging 2 friends!

(Winner drawn in one week)