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an alchemenical counterblast to scientific fact- a creature of consequence and substance- a halfmensch half-wit simpleton. Aka.. Trevor

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@JVMonte2 JD Meatyard.

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@sparksofficial thank you so much...what a brilliant night in bournemouth...the best concert I've seen in years...love the pyjamas as well....

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1976 #soweto #apartheid ....
2026 #Gaza #apartheid ...

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@elonmusk Your opinions shouldn’t carry extra authority in UK political debates simply because you are wealthy and famous. When influential foreign figures shape debate online, they affect public opinion without any democratic responsibility. It is a form of elite foreign meddling.

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@ArfurSmith football isn’t just about talent. It’s about morale, confusion, and somebody on the team coach explaining why Glenn Hoddle ruined everything. England have rarely had a man less suited to international travel yet more emotionally prepared for a sweaty nil-nil in Austin..

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@piersmorgan @afcbournemouth We’re everyone’s second favourite team
No threat, no edge, no cult.Just careful budgeting and pies that won’t assault you.
They say “hope you stay up”.With genuine warmth.The way you say it to a neighbour with an extension planned.

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#ARS strategy apparently involves spending £100m on a midfielder just to watch him get outmuscled by a lad who looks like he’s just finished a shift at the local garden centre.#ARSBOU. 🍒🍒🍓

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#AFCB..showing why we're everybody's 2nd favourite team #ARSBOU 🍒🍒🍒

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March 20th, 2020....The streets lay bare like no man’s land, abandoned, still, and grey,
No hand to hold, no last farewell, just distance in decay.
And time itself seemed held in mud, each hour sinking slow—
A quiet place where none could see, yet all were made to know.

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The future Shah of Iran has made a rare appearance at a banquet in the New White House ballroom....The Shah dined on gazpacho soup,smoked kippers, a vindaloo with popadoms, mango chutney and mint sauce, all washed down with a 4 pack of warm "happy shopper" lager ... what a guy!

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My thoughts on the money debate f*** #Churchill, Turner,#hedgehogs,#beavers etc

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A compromise for the masses.

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Not to be outdone by President Trump. Keir Starmer invited the England football team to Downing street and gave them Greggs sausage rolls,hp sauce and cans of coke.

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Me...the eighth duke of York...here..in chokey..with my reputation!

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@ArfurSmith We brought a stone and a sense of grievance
To the Winter Olympics on a budget airline.
Proud Scots yelling, “That’s textbook physics!”
While accusing Norway of crimes against granite.

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#WorldCup2026

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@elonmusk Police received a complaint of stalking involving serious alarm or distress, relating partly to social media posts, several of which included pictures of a male posing with a variety of firearms which the complainant took to be a threat.....

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@thebowlerhatman Seen Hugh Cornwall a few times...brilliant everytime.

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@RupertLowe10 80% of halal slaughter houses in U.K pre-stun the animals before slaughter. 0% of kosher slaughter houses pre-stun animals before slaughter...I suspect animal welfare isn't your real priority.