anna-may bitch

can i just be a sagittarian pixie

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

alcohol is a woman

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

i work with kids and a 3 year old said to me “red is just two pinks” and i’ve never understood something so deeply in my life

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

y’all accept me for my sadness so hey guys 💫✨ i’m back and sad again

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

bathbombs are just the gateway drug to bath salts

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

sun leos and moon capricorn’s are ruining my dating life can i get a hell yeah

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

guys it’s so fuckin hard for white people, i just looked at a white girl with brown hair and blue eyes on instagram stories and thought it was me

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

i like my noise cancelling headphones so i can walk and not listen to myself struggle for breath and making snorting noises while walking

[TMG @thetmgshow]

new ep is up !!!

https://t.co/aOe07RPk09

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

guy i think is attractive:
me: hey look how flexible i am listen to my ankles and hips crack, look at my foot over my head 😁

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

thank you thanos for defeating isis 😊

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

just found out this mega attractive dude, a dude i made out with.... his favouriTe avenger is fucKING HULK !!! who the fuck

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

@benghazihoe okAy sETTle dOwn

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

okay but this fit 😍😍😍

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

@sloo6969 probably not enough though 😔

[elle ⚢ @artangeIII]

nobody:
my joints:

c̷̛̰͈̘̿͋̏̊͒́̕͝͝r̴̲͍̅̈́̓̕͝͝u̷̖̞̥̓̎̐͜n̵̛̺̝̖̻̩̩̍̉̎̀̈́̎͂̂̕c̴̥̲̫̫̩̲̳͕̪̉h̴͙͚̮̺̣͎̓͛̽̇͒̅͒̽̅̕

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

i’m the drug evolutionist, and i am their finest

[anna-may bitch @softsag666]

okay i went from innocent little girl, to drunk all the time, to smooching everyone, to cap taker, and now i’m at:
i sniff coke here and i sniff coke there 😤😤😤😜