rosa ⍨

stream my music rn or else ↓

[rosa ⍨ @softskinclose]

okay !

[⭑.ᐟ @elonaine]

beautiful asian girl taking slutty macbook selfie SAVE ME…..

[cav empty @cavempty_]

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism

[Mike Tee @ItsMikeTee]

Olivia Rodrigo is simply the chosen one.

[verb @sierras_account]

sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from marriage

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

she is 100% correct and thats why I was an alcoholic

[latke @latkedelrey]

when people are like my love language is roasting each other it makes me want to die. like i feel my heart turn into a black hole. it’s their right but i hate it. i am a sensitive young woman

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“your problems are all in your head” well yes. do you see how that i find that an especially troubling place for them to be

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Zoso 🇺🇳(🇮🇶) @MesoAnglic]

When I'm doing something like drinking coke, I decide to pull up my phone and read the Wikipedia article for "coke" as I'm drinking coke. I do this with basically everything I happen to be doing at the moment.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

there is no glory in suffering you honestly just need to get over it

[xtine 🚮 @xtinee]

So true

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

Guess the movie based on just one word! The word is: Godfather

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you can tell Mormonism is an American invention by how much of their culture is about exploiting loopholes to get away with something. can’t drink caffeine but they’re obsessed with putting bullshit in soda. no coffee but the creamer is okay? it’s like soaking but for drugs.

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

A movie about how drinking is cool and that you should do it all the time

[SIDEREAL Susie 👑 @10HSUN6HMOON]

the autistic experience of speaking normally and everyone around you cracking up laughing like you're perpetually doing stand up

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Guy you only know within the context of casual sex: I hope we can still be friends

[audrey @phlegmme]

The green M&M is the sexy one so you’d think the other M&Ms would have signature traits like the silly one, the intelligent one, the maternal one etc. But they don’t

[qiaoxian @qiaoxiann]

i thought carl jung was korean until a couple years ago

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I am not okay with anyone being friends with anyone

[jovan @ehjovan]

its scary how much my coworkers trust me like they just tell me anything including their felonies and child support cases and im just like yeah i dont really like olives as the extent of my personal information

[howdy bitch @looksalotlikeme]

I heard a24 got the rights to squidward’s suicide