pb / cr: beach read

☆♡☆♡ reading tweets about my recent hyperfixations lol 🌼🍐🪁

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Most of the people involved in The Odyssey should get an Oscar. Except the sound mixer, he should go to jail

[Emi 🩷 @_hellokagura]

I love being single, I do, but sometimes I feel like Saoirse Ronan's monologue in Little Women

[M @preetythreat]

Date idea: he drives and I stare at how pretty he is

[shﾑn @sunetzz_]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad i almost threw up on the floor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so bad it’s consuming me 😭😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[pb / cr: beach read @softtaevibes]

@whysoyaoious Okkk notedddd will update this thread once I’ve seen it lol

[pb / cr: beach read @softtaevibes]

eva in total drama island:

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

"WHO TOOK MY?!!!! ohh found it"

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

pause. put your clothes back on. you’re going to explain to me why out of every girl, you picked me. this essay response is worth 50% of your relationship grade

[🪐👁️ @energyhealingjw]

If this message finds you on August 6 or 7, it’s a sign that a big miracle is coming to you. The worst is 100% over. The person who shares this post will receive their dream manifestation on August 8—during the 8:8 Portal. This portal has the power to manifest anything you want.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes a book or a show is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? i affect things??? What???"

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[pb / cr: beach read @softtaevibes]

@whysoyaoious NO WAYYYYY i’m watching it right now ahahaha

[Faela @amoeindico]

Nunca pensei que um absorvente pudesse me dar tanta paz de espírito.

[reb @rebmasel]

so I’m watching Sheep Detectives. if one more character is mean to the winter lamb I’m lighting the whole flock on Fire

[nick @lovechazelle]

putting my glasses on to watch a movie

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.