One Off Pretender

Shannon. 24 dae wit a want. Tropical capri sun enthusiast. #TVAOF.

[One Off Pretender @softtouchofad0n]

Imagine there was a programme called "come sesh with me"
N ye took the troops oan ur idea of a class night oot n rated each other's sesh

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

hide your kids and hide your dessert because here comes

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

A short story of betrayal:

[smee @esmeeees]

not now sweetie, mommy’s trying to clutch a 1v3

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

POV: u sent ur mom a funny tiktok

[ak ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆ @ak_themystic444]

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!!! SQUISHMALLOW PET BEDS EXIST!!!!

[Smellgood Queen @mowaGLINT]

This client called and he sounded very angry so I asked for his details and it happens we are birthday mates. I was like “oh nice we share the same birthday” just to lighten up the mood. Baba said “mate, can I get my fucking passport and stop chatting shit” lmaooo😭😭😂😂😂😂

[Ivorian Pharaoh @MrSimple_AS1]

As an adult you’ve just gotta accept you’ll randomly spend £30-50 a day 🤷🏾‍♂️

[RG @Rukigarba_]

Pls why is holiday prep so expensive?? Shopping, hair nails lashes. Money has finished before I’ve even Landed 😂

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

Ppl who don’t like fruit or veg genuinely scare me

[1998hondacoupe @1998hondacoupe]

no membership? no problem. get the fuck out

[Nick @nT96___]

Nah one of my pals come back to this in his hotel room 😂😂😂

[𝓈𝒶𝒻𝒻 🦋 @saffkeeble]

It should be illegal for jobs to get away with not giving you breaks, handing out last minute rota’s, calling you in on your day off and not giving you the holiday hours you want/have earned. I could go on and on but i’ll leave it there 🤨

[Lorna Spaine @LornaSpaine]

What’s the story with hotel check-ins not being until 4 o clock these days??

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

my mums literally my number one bestie & I wouldn’t have it any other way

[Anne Marie’s ankle @Annemariesankle]

Wow. Bit shaken up but I’m ok. Bit bruised but with a bit of ice should be fine xxx

[RG @Rukigarba_]

Why does driving next to a lorry on the motor way feel like a death trap?! Especially when it’s raining 😭

[Daragh Kenny @Daragh_Kenny]

Torn between only young once and grow up

[AW @alwrgn]

Don’t get it twisted I agree it’s so important to save money if you can afford to. But I genuinely also think it’s important to spend what you’ve worked hard for. Buy yourself nice things, go to nice places, invest in yourself. We work to live, not live to work