I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
2020 is about to be lit:
Valentine’s Day is on a Friday
4th of July is on a Saturday
Halloween is on a Saturday
Thanksgiving is on a Thursday
Christmas is on a Friday
New Year’s Day is a Friday