lany

professional normal person and real life nervous wreck

[lany @softzeppelin]

his chud features are setting in

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Barron Trump at UFC 250 🇺🇸

[lany @softzeppelin]

im pregnant with ambition and drive rn im straight up lactating with opportunity

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[lany @softzeppelin]

i'm so fucking angry how can people talk to someone they don't know like that i hate my job i hate it so much please i have an interview this afternoon i need it so bad everyone think of me pls

[b @twunkez]

HOT TAKE: I’d rather rent my entire life in a cool ass city than own a home in bumfuck nowhere

[lany @softzeppelin]

🥱

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift stuns for her upcoming single ‘I Knew It, I Knew You.’

Out this Friday.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[lany @softzeppelin]

@dylanperkns behind every great man ....

[lany @softzeppelin]

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[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

im so jealous of people who have family to lean on when their mental health gets bad. I'm scheduling a different friend to dogsit me every day of next week and it feels like this (my feelings are too complex for a single image so this is interactive. please zoom)

[Lane Kiffin (2017-19) @Kiffinbesniffin]

Roommate’s girlfriend wants me to put my weed away when she’s here #fuckyouhitler

[lany @softzeppelin]

they're my best friends and i'm not taking comments

[lany @softzeppelin]

@verynormalgf so glad ur still here <3

[lany @softzeppelin]

barking and yowling

[van @vansturka]

posing like she’s trying to attract women

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

They scraped the internet for every last bit of data, stole information from books, articles, art etc. all created by HUMANS, and now want to sell it back to you at a premium because you all have convinced yourselves this is the future and it’s inevitable lmao

[⎈ julia ⚓︎ 🧡💙 @ca11mebiles]

jacob eldori, if anyone cares