soo funny

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@mrsfunnybones Aaj jo hua delhi me us pe bhi to bol lo.tum jaise hi log bharat ko badnam kr rhe ho.

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@ParineetiChopra Abhi bhi delhi jafrabad me hinsa ho rhi hai wo nhi dikhta kya.?

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@ParineetiChopra Aa gyi ek or. Nautanki.

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Why did the conservative cockatoo fly in circles? He was too right wing.

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Shit; trapped in office building with terrorists and ex wife.

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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor...

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i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up

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I'm literally joking 99% of the time so if u cant handle my sarcasm w/o getting butthurt then u gotta go

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*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

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I can resist everything except temptation..

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If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun..

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight..

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It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you...

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i wanna date someone cuter than me
but sadly i'm the cutest.

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i still throw up peace signs in pictures and people who say hi to me and it's ruining my life

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Hai Friends..