Doug Dimmadome

Top 2 and I’m not 2

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

[marina @bloodmajicks]

my doctor says i need to be picked up swirled and kissed like i’m in a movie 3 times a day or ill wither

[t. @thandoau]

i have this deep and unshakable faith that everything will work out for me. there may be times where things look and feel slow to come to fruition but i never let go of that faith, it keeps me going.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

big dog

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

[bombay bandar @bandarmoment]

i’m not doing pre-marital spotify playlist sharing again please never ask

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[sylph 💍 @sylphidian]

hey it was nice to meet you but i don't want a second date. you didn't bring out the glowing ball of golden light in my chest like i'd hoped. wish you the best though

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Doug Dimmadome @sofyily]

@omgitsbachi

[aiman @dumbsoftheart]

gentle reminder if someone is initiating a difficult conversation with you it means they really value you and want you in their life & not that they secretly hate you

[Doug Dimmadome @sofyily]

Daisy Edgar-Jones has the most manic pixie dream girl name

[Doug Dimmadome @sofyily]

I look off into the distance Jim Halpert style way too often

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me

[Y’ALL-QUEDA @BabylonsBoy]

don’t let the fact that I am deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius!

[mashed potato brains @nikkibitching]

please……… my son……he needs a One Dance