MJ- Hey yogi ji how r u doin?
Yogi- Aap kaun bhai sahab?
MJ- i am Michael Jackson bro.
Yogi- ye kaisa naam hai..maza nhi aaya.
MJ- this is world famous name
Yogi- Aaj se log tumhe MAI KA LAAL JAIKISHAN naam se janenge.
MJ- WTF
Na padhao banao sabko jogi
Chutiya banao jaise yogi.
@AshwiniBJP Jaha se hagte ho ye sab tatti uska bhi naam badal ke modi dwaar rakh lo..... Kuch nhi milta toh ye sab krte ho.... Desh ki haalat kharaab krke rakhi hai.... Economy, Education, Environment sudhaaro pehle... Naam badalne se sirf bhedbhao badhega.... #BJP_ΰ€ΰ€ΰ€Ύΰ€_ΰ€¦ΰ₯ΰ€Ά_ΰ€¬ΰ€ΰ€Ύΰ€#ashwinibjp
@ant_shantt Sheesha ho ya dil ho akhir toot Jaata hai.
Kutta har khadi cheez par moot Jaata hai
Baap ko kya khabar hai toote dil ki madam
Saala life mei pehle se hi itna sannata hai
Aisa ladka chunti hi kyu hai aap madam
Shayad Chutiya hi sabke mann ko bhaata hai.
@ant_shantt Raat ke baad har subah ek shuruat nayi hai
Aaj kal kisi ka saath hona ek zarurat ban gayi hai
Ladkiya sochti rahengi ki kya ye ladka vahi hai
Ishq vishq chhodo iska kaatna hi sahi hai.
That was too harsh on @Cristiano .It wasn't a red card by any means. No problem for him though.He will be back as CL is his den.Last 6 years he has been the top scorer in CL.He will make it 7 surely.We are with you.#VALJUV#cristiano
@PramodSpeaks@MohdAbuzarCh@Shehla_Rashid Tere ko kya dikkat hai?
Koi dikkat nhi hai uniform civil code se....mera point of view jaane bina kaise bol sakta hai...Generation ke saath saath views badal rahe hai....I am in full favour of UCC and the verdict of Supreme Court.Tere ko nhi samajh aayega..Chaatu hai na.
@PramodSpeaks@MohdAbuzarCh@Shehla_Rashid Achi baat hai bhai MBA kiye ho but jab kuch bolne ko nhi milta toh religion pe chale jaate ho aap log.Keep in mind that the supremo of this country is The Constitution and it doesn't define a person as hindu or muslim it defines all of us as people of india.
@jkspentester@PramodSpeaks@MohdAbuzarCh@Shehla_Rashid Jaha tak islam ki baat hai it is the most peace loving religion in the world.If people on allah's name behead people firstly we must no consider them inhuman.Secondly the kashmir issue is way beyond our understanding.Half of them want separate state and half want to be in india.