Syed Sohail Mehmood

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

I’m going on a date with my pillow! Goodnight :)

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

@lukemulks Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

I’ve never met an ugly person unless their attitude showed me otherwise.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

@lukemulks Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

@jonfarjo @zil_roomz Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

@zenobiaZAG I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.

[Syed Sohail Mehmood @sohailtrust77]

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.