sarah

she/they gremlin 😽 do u wanna see a pic of my cat

[sarah @sohardtochange]

@prodflesh delete this 🔥🔥🔥

[sarah @sohardtochange]

@memesiwish

[sarah @sohardtochange]

@KayteeLatzke rip waffles :( i’m so sorry kaytee

[sarah @sablaah]

She Quit Her Job to Find Herself. She Found Out she Doesn't Want to Do Anything.

[sarah @sohardtochange]

just got my blood drawn and i was VERY BRAVE yes i did close my eyes but where is my candy

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta

[sarah @sohardtochange]

some man told me i smelled good while i was just trying to bag his groceries this is why we need a mask mandate

[sarah @sohardtochange]

genuinely can’t function and i start throwing up shaking and crying when i get to work and my register is making the wrong beep noise

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Girl what happened this year so far cuz I don’t even know

[sarah @sohardtochange]

my favorite part of being a grocery store cashier? probably when people say crazy shit unprompted and i am forced to agree that vaccine passports are communism in the interest of not getting yelled at

[sarah @sohardtochange]

next time i’m having a panic attack at work and someone asks what’s wrong i’m just gonna say their vibe is distressing me

[sarah @sohardtochange]

should have bought a manual so i had two of them in my car before i started it. if only i was on this guys level of car knowledge. it just goes in through osmosis and he fixes the problem before it starts

[sarah @sohardtochange]

damn, wish i thought of this 😔

[sarah @sohardtochange]

@NameNNumbers @userjaymes it’s a volvo! something broke in the gear shift but it’s (hopefully) a cheap/easy fix, already ordered the part

[sarah @sohardtochange]

@themackdaddy94 it wasn’t on an incline or anything so i didn’t need to, i was more worried about blocking the entire driveway of my apartment complex 😭 i was just trying to leave for work i had to ask my mom for help and a ride LMAO

[sarah @sohardtochange]

@DanButtpluggla @userjaymes thank you for the professional advice

[sarah @sohardtochange]

what have i done to deserve a pimple on the tip of my nose five days after getting my septum pierced