Em!

33 | FL based MB | Semi-Colon Enthusiasts | she/her

[Em! @soho__x]

@mythicalbre ITS YOUR S’MORE!!

[Em! @soho__x]

@mythicalbre @youdidinthdark It’s because he looks dirty-hot. 😂 like you shouldn’t, because hes scummy, but you’re gonna, because he’s yummy.

[Em! @soho__x]

@rhettmc “Long Weekend” was that your nickname in high school? #thatsnotwhatpoolfiltersarefor

[Em! @soho__x]

@jrhartauthor Just saying, I’d read that book. 👀

[Em! @soho__x]

I think ‘Link Neal’ is a happy word. @LinkNeal #gmmore

[Em! @soho__x]

@MythicalChef @NHendizadeh debate me: the Spoon is the best Mayo Spreading Utensil™️

[Em! @soho__x]

@jrhartauthor Tellllll usssss

[Em! @soho__x]

Fuck

[ℬ𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🫧🩵🧚🏽‍♀️ @PassTheCheesee]

Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck.

Me : Fuckella 😐

[Em! @soho__x]

I refuse.

[kim ✨ @youdidinthdark]

imagine if ms. locklear had chosen to ignore two boys writing on theirs desks instead of holding them in at recess

[Em! @soho__x]

@youdidinthdark Whoever tricked people into thinking coleslaw was good probably runs things in hell.

[Em! @soho__x]

I stand with Kim #downwithslaw

[kim ✨ @youdidinthdark]

if it haven’t made it clear, this is an anti coleslaw account

[Em! @soho__x]

@rhettmc watching Married at First Sight (S9) with my husband, and it’s devolved into couples therapy. Every time Matt or Jamie do something questionable, my guy turns to me and says “I’ve never made you feel that way, right?” 🥺😂

[Em! @soho__x]

@youdidinthdark I want to!

[Em! @soho__x]

I... um... someone should tell him...

[Em! @soho__x]

Was this necessary!? (Yes, yes it was)

[kim ✨ @youdidinthdark]

question

[Jon Walker @iamjonwalker]

wouldn’t even be surprised if the moon exploded rn

[Em! @soho__x]

🥺

[J. R. Hart | 🏳️‍🌈 @jrhartauthor]

(If my September WIP was an askreddit post it would simply be the opening line of the book):

Do straight guys ever watch porn together?

[Em! @soho__x]

@NHendizadeh Thank you Aunt Nicole!

[Em! @soho__x]

@matthewcarney Hey, I think @rhettmc and @LinkNeal need a break. Can we get Linkita, Loretta, The Chunk Chaps and Damnyell in to do a week of #GoodMythicalSummer?

[Em! @soho__x]

Me, with my refined adult tastebuds: meticulously picks off the cucumbers on my veggie sandwich while eating the pickle spear that came with it.