mac

you look at these tweets and tell me there is a god

[mac @sohosink]

this would've been great like ten years ago

[mac @sohosink]

jesus christ

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Pierre LeBrun: Re Boone Jenner: I wonder about the Avalanche as a potential landing spot if he hits the market - The Athletic (6/29)

[mac @sohosink]

@returnofaj so you're saying the funck ain't a slam dunk?

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Brett Kulak, signed 5 x $4.5M by COL, is a defence-first defenceman with a strong track record but who did not have a good season at all. He played for three teams and put up solidly the worst underlying results of any defender on each of those teams.

[mac @sohosink]

@MLBTheShow i've got no issue with the event programs being time limited but doing a separate time limited program and locking cards behind even more multiplayer-only missions feels incredibly bad.

[mac @sohosink]

coming back here for a second to complain because idk what's dumber. brent burns for another 84 games plus playoffs or brett kulak for 2.5 years before being packaged with a first in a salary dump to the carolina hurricanes

[mac @sohosink]

@returnofaj 6x2.5 incoming

[mac @sohosink]

@SparkleTindi i accepted those consequences long ago

[mac @sohosink]

also also: if mikko had played all 82, with the same points per game he had this season, he would have JUST hit 100 points. incredibly funny that despite it all functionally all that happened is dallas ended up with a 100 point guy whereas the avs just shuffled deck chairs.

[mac @sohosink]

i mean look he's shooting 20% and that's probably unlikely to happen again in the future and the canes have never had someone of mackinnon's skill level

but also: i would be pissed off about this if i was carolina

[DNVR Avalanche @DNVR_Avalanche]

Martin Necas is only 3 POINTS AWAY from his first 100 point season 🤯🔥

What a season. What a trade. 🎉

[mac @sohosink]

@SparkleTindi can't a man stir the pot anymore

[mac @sohosink]

@MLB @Mariners YOOOOO this is sick 😲

[MLB @MLB]

The @Mariners are giving away an Ichiro Replica Statue at Friday’s game 🤩

Repost and reply for your chance to win a statue AUTOGRAPHED by Ichiro himself!

[mac @sohosink]

which, i mean, all due respect to the very attractive idris elba because i'm siding with the pretty lady all day but still. i do have to admit it's very funny to save one last "V, i lied, actually, the cure's only going to work for one of us" until the very end of songbird's path

[mac @sohosink]

incredibly funny for phantom liberty's ending to boil down to "you either side with the feds who have, as it turns out, been straight shooters the whole time or you side with the honeypot who dragged you into this and, apparently, lied at damn near every turn"

[mac @sohosink]

damn i guess the cop jersey really did go hard

[Lia Assimakopoulos @Lassimak]

Jason Robertson, with a swollen face and stitches, said he had an image to preserve when the cameras walked up to him today.

Being a newspaper reporter pays off.

[mac @sohosink]

i do hear the police like to go hard

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

No fit goes harder than Robo's Dallas Police jersey 😮‍💨🔥

[mac @sohosink]

maybe a guy named "grant holmes" shouldn't be in baseball and should instead be in real estate

[mac @sohosink]

imma need grant holmes to get his shit together