Dog With a Burner

#LOCALSONLY, 2x Fantasy Football Champ, Miserable NY Sports Fan, Enjoyer of Collared Shirts, D3 Survivor

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

Jimmy McNulty from The Wire is an underrated protagonist. On an unrelated note, I hate Pat McAfee a lot

[JetsSopranos @JetsSopranos]

When you turn on WFAN and hear Boomer is out.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Xabi Alonso after watching 20 minutes of Robert Sanchez

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

@DfishAfish Some people treat OCD like they have ALS, genuinely insane

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

@dabigbisky #summerofthewhale

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

@pootsobotka Unfortunately the worst timeline

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

Got my fatigues to die for this shit. #summerofthewhale

[#SurvivingBrentKey @Playboi_Gandhi]

This nigga Pulisic ain’t done shit since Charlie Kirk died

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

@shotgunwillie7 Cannon event

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

Not my house, but I know my way around #fifacup

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

If it ain’t foreign it’s boring #chills

[Paritosh Bhide @paritosh_bhide]

Nah NRA Neymar is HOOPING

[NetsMuse @NetsMuse]

Your friend who can't tell a basketball from a bowling ball will be at the bar in a Knicks shirt tonight

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

@Dbrickshaw69420 “HAT”

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[EgorDëmin4MVP @J_Spallina04]

- KD toe on the line
- Kyrie vaccine
- Ben Simmons trade
- 8th pick
- 6th pick after only 20 wins
- We don’t have a pick next year currently

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Telling Amex whoever bought those 32 martinis and a table last night wasn't me

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

I hope my friend gets #raped

[NHL Parody Trump @trump_nhl]

Marvelous Matthew Schaefer is much better than Judas John Tavares EVER was. Unlike Judas John, Matthew will not BETRAY the GREAT fans on Long Island! NHL President DJT

[Dog With a Burner @soicantalkshit9]

“Hawktini” #tappedin