HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THE DEEPLY DISTURBED LOSERS SUFFERING FROM EXTREME NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (“NDS”). DOCTORS SAY IT’S CURABLE, VERY EASY TREATMENT, BUT THEY REFUSE IT BECAUSE THEY LIKE BEING “MISERABLE.” OH WELL! SPEAKING OF LOSERS, I HOPE DONALD TRUMP HAS THE 2026 “HE DESERVES” AFTER UNLEASHING CHAOS ON THE PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY THIS YEAR. WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR MARCHING SOLDIERS INTO OUR BEAUTIFUL CITIES, RAISING TAXES SO HE CAN GIVE YOUR MONEY TO HIS RICH FRIENDS, HIS STUPID TARIFFS, RIPPING BABIES AWAY FROM THEIR MOTHERS, THROWING GRANDMAS OFF THEIR HEALTHCARE, PROMISING AID FOR THE PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES TO REBUILD HOMES AND THEN VANISHING. HE IS A TOTAL FRAUD, TOTAL COWARD, AND TOTAL LOSER! THERE IS A VERY SPECIAL PLACE WAITING FOR HIM (EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE) AND IT’S NOT MAR-A-LAGO! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN
I love real housewives because what do you mean this woman moved to Potomac for the show, got evicted during filming and now has to commute from Colorado
A raccoon broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. An employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
I give to @MSMU_LA because no cause is more important to me than empowering women. I'm calling on all the women's leadership advocates here to join me in making a #GivingTuesday2025 gift to a university committed to gender equity! https://t.co/XARM3DlLlt
Today would've been Matthew Shepard's 49th Birthday. While we remember those we lost to AIDS, let's not forget those we lost to hate. #RememberMatthew#NOH8
Who's in charge? because Golden shouldn't be the only song off the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack getting attention. Release what it sounds like, your idol, free, how it's done. Twice should be promoting Strategy and takedown. All bangers. Come on!
Britney Spears DRAGS America in new Instagram post:
"I swear I don’t like America. I never have and never will. There are so many beautiful places and unfortunately I’m stuck in this dipshit country right now."