Sarah Schroeder 🟧

I love dogs.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

So real.

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

I totally do this 😂 🤣

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

@gibsonoma “in public” was the clencher.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

@BravoTV Take out Kiarna and Angel and you have a perfect cast.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

These commercials on peacock are killing me! #TraitorsUS

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

My house is a Christmas vacation disaster and I might shove a ton of cookies in my mouth. 2026 is going off

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THE DEEPLY DISTURBED LOSERS SUFFERING FROM EXTREME NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (“NDS”). DOCTORS SAY IT’S CURABLE, VERY EASY TREATMENT, BUT THEY REFUSE IT BECAUSE THEY LIKE BEING “MISERABLE.” OH WELL! SPEAKING OF LOSERS, I HOPE DONALD TRUMP HAS THE 2026 “HE DESERVES” AFTER UNLEASHING CHAOS ON THE PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY THIS YEAR. WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR MARCHING SOLDIERS INTO OUR BEAUTIFUL CITIES, RAISING TAXES SO HE CAN GIVE YOUR MONEY TO HIS RICH FRIENDS, HIS STUPID TARIFFS, RIPPING BABIES AWAY FROM THEIR MOTHERS, THROWING GRANDMAS OFF THEIR HEALTHCARE, PROMISING AID FOR THE PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES TO REBUILD HOMES AND THEN VANISHING. HE IS A TOTAL FRAUD, TOTAL COWARD, AND TOTAL LOSER! THERE IS A VERY SPECIAL PLACE WAITING FOR HIM (EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE) AND IT’S NOT MAR-A-LAGO! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Life Savers needs to bring this Christmas Book back.

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Merry Christmas Eve 🎄

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

I love real housewives because what do you mean this woman moved to Potomac for the show, got evicted during filming and now has to commute from Colorado

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

This feels like my governor just gave me permission to not pay federal taxes. ✅

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

If Trump cannot provide the bare minimum to Californians, perhaps it is time California withholds resources from the feds??

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

This is the kind of news I enjoy.

[The Associated Press @AP]

A raccoon broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. An employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

I give to @MSMU_LA because no cause is more important to me than empowering women. I'm calling on all the women's leadership advocates here to join me in making a #GivingTuesday2025 gift to a university committed to gender equity! https://t.co/XARM3DlLlt

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

@SphereVegas @Rockettes @RadioCity How about having the Rockettes perform a Christmas show at the Sphere? I’d go to Vegas for that.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

Never forget Matthew 💔

[NOH8 Campaign @NOH8Campaign]

Today would've been Matthew Shepard's 49th Birthday. While we remember those we lost to AIDS, let's not forget those we lost to hate. #RememberMatthew #NOH8

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

@gibsonoma Swap 'em.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

Who's in charge? because Golden shouldn't be the only song off the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack getting attention. Release what it sounds like, your idol, free, how it's done. Twice should be promoting Strategy and takedown. All bangers. Come on!

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

I love this.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Robert Irwin has won ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Season 34.

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

@krentcilp5 This was my favorite segment of the show in so long -dying laughing!! I’m grateful for you; happy Thanksgiving! 🤍

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

“dipshit country” Accurate.

[Fan Account @breatheonmiley]

Britney Spears DRAGS America in new Instagram post:

"I swear I don’t like America. I never have and never will. There are so many beautiful places and unfortunately I’m stuck in this dipshit country right now."

[Sarah Schroeder 🟧 @soignee]

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[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

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