Soilberry

I was born in the late 1900s... which means I’m 25 years old lol

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

They're ALREADY using shock gloves on kids.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Women are gold diggers” - someone with no gold, no silver, bronze or plastic.

[Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle]

I have a friend who who got asked to split the bill on a first date by a man. She grabs the check and says "I got this princess" pays, and blocks him on everything while he was still sitting on the table. I'm only alive today because she had to bring me back after I di£D laughing

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

The glasses flying off, the n word sign in the corner. This should be in history books

[Dia mond @fvckdiamond]

Breaking someone emotionally and then using their reaction as proof they’re unstable is abusive.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

This is good example why you need to stay in school, she clearly said tomorrow😭

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

1970s professor: "…and a final, brief thanks to my wife, who came up with the idea, did the research, wrote and edited, secured a publisher, and raised our children."

[the very veriest @the_veriest_]

I thought the tags were sufficiently clear on the fact that my medieval knight AU has no hockey content but apparently not…

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

They're calling the Spider-Man who punched Jake Lang a "domestic terrorist."

Since when did punching a Nazi become terrorism?

[Gwen again @cistem_failure]

Subreddit mods be like

[📿🙏🏿📿 奈落 🔥👹🔥 @Lowkey_Bored]

People are starting to notice the unsaid reality.

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Why did Harry Potters aunt and uncle go like “I hate this little shit let’s keep him in a closet and abuse him… oh but he’s squinting a bit when he reads, better take him to the optometrist and get him glasses”

[komolika @Ichanpyaari]

misogyny wrapped in glittery paper:

> beauty with brains
> motherhood is a blessing
> wife material
> girls mature faster
> woman's biological clock is ticking

[Zeze Millz @ZezeMillz]

A lot of you men are PREDATORS. You believe you’re not because you’re not dragging women into a bush. You think you’re a good guy. In reality, you plot on women you’ve been watching from a distance. Presenting false version of yourself to get intimacy. Predatory.

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

One week when my daughter was little she ate a tube of toothpaste. I called poison control. The next day she was chewing on a glow stick and it broke in her mouth. I called poison control. The next day she tried to eat a dishwasher pod. I called my mom in another state and had her call poison control because I was afraid I was on a list.

[Joecanvas🇵🇭 @joecanvas]

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