Brute Force

Emotional pilot

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They need to make a game show specially sanctioned to have the death penalty

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If you open mouth breathe in a scented candle it feels the same as vaping

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Didn’t work going to try carrying around a small candle to sniff next

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Nothing has worked so far to quit vaping going to try whistling tunes next

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Is there anyone else out there built like a ladybug

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I was just having a snack and thought “there’s something really delicious about this…

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It’s awesome that making a sandwich just takes a few minutes

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Also philosophy is stupid it’s all thoughts I had as a 14 year old girl

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I’m saying this watching Girls, where Lena Dunham is clearly dark blonde

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Im convinced that people who can’t see the difference between dark blonde and light brown hair just can’t see colours as good

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I can’t tell if my body is Venutian or grotesque

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This was supposed to be for French speakers

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Chat I farted

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My suicide note will be entirely about YouTube ads specifically the fuckass neverending app game ads I’m just trying to listen to a podcast while I do housework my neighbours probably think it’s domestic violence how I’m screaming FUCK YOU FUCK YOU you make me feel violent

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Searching “sexy” on Ravelry

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The only kind of movie I like to watch is survival horror / thriller and if they die in the end I think it’s a bad movie and if they survive I think it’s good

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Lately I’ve been up to getting fat watching a lot of movies and bailing on plans with friends

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Following a reality television show in real time feels like storm chasing

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Sent a photo of a dead escaped budgie to the work group chat today near where I parked the work truck today people have just been sending pics of funny bumper stickers they’ve seen do you think everyone’s gonna start distancing themselves from me

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I’m such a lingerer when I hug someone I love like can’t we just hug forever

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When I burp I blow it out like a cigarette

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Chat I farted