windmill

will play nice if you got half a bag of baby carrots

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp Please disregard this message from our CEO. She’s been compromised by a foreign asset.

[windmill @soiledeez]

I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve accepted the role of CPO (Chief Pits Officer) at Big Gulp Ltd. Effective immediately, all staff must submit mandatory pit pics to my DMs—we have credible reports of a foreign spy in the building, and I’m conducting thorough security screenings.

[windmill @soiledeez]

forgot toronto winter has hands, nearly froze my weenie today

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp sorry that’s my alt account I’ll behave

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@whatwhatgooo pass the controller bruh

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp i do, so what? I DID IT CAUSE I LIKED IT, HELL I LOVED IT

[windmill @soiledeez]

@xisforpvp @biggulpppp what do i have to do to get some free ct cake pics in my dms?

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp it has your dead skin cells and oil—it’s definitely better than my keyboard

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@biggulpppp that’s not fair, you have to show me urs now. im sitting here with my pants down smh

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp @RacsoAstora im just a very observant person, no particular reason at all

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp @RacsoAstora why is your big toe so elongated

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp only 20 more days, stay strong gents

[deutsche thepla @maybesarthak]

so real

[windmill @soiledeez]

@imcooked97 shit imma go even further, psp > 3ds and switch

[windmill @soiledeez]

@imcooked97 i will die on this hill, psp and wii are the goat of consoles

[windmill @soiledeez]

@biggulpppp