Sojaro

Internet Cartoon Cat, Home owner, Tyrant. Online interactions not rated by the ESRB.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

Hey!

I'm glad you're here and I hope to talk to you soon.

@sojaro is my personal account.
@sojaroSP is my "vaguely more professional" account for announcing streams or other things.

I stream on https://t.co/5VuV0t6aSp
I have a website at https://t.co/Wvpg7mqObe

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@TyriaCinnabar https://t.co/xHDs4FDlwF

America is not a rabies free country.
Bats carry rabies.

Rabies has a 100*% mortality rate.

Do not bats, batman, or any man-sized bats.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

Do not touch the bats.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@Win98Tech Most kids probably prefer this, tbh.

They get to go around with their friends in a parking lot and probably hit the equivalent of 10 blocks of houses in a much smaller area.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

In addition to it being Halloween, it's my anniversary.

My wife has tolerated being married to me for a whole year. Truly, she's the most patient human being.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

Happy Halloween! Do something spooky today~

[Sojaro @sojaro]

The bird is no longer free.
The bird is $20 per month.

https://t.co/eV7BzHj6UL

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

personally, i can't wait to see this site crash and burn like a tesla on autopilot

[i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies]

hotdussy

[Sojaro @sojaro]

I voted. Civic duty accomplished.

[Karl the Real Blue Skiing Man ( • _ • ) @HolyJunkie]

@icze4r I'm going directly to hell and i ain't passing go. I couldn't stop giggling like a maniac.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@MBot5000 @icze4r If a major crux of this story wasn't "I couldn't find any tentacle porn" I might believe it.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@HolyJunkie @MBot5000 @icze4r Not for much longer.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@icze4r I repost my version on the anniversary. To the minute.

It's a tradition.

[Quartermistress @Quartermistres2]

@ninewrens

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@icze4r It's one of my favorites.

Especially since she and I share a birthday. It's free real estate.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@KillerTofu420 @MartyrsCornerVT I don't know what happened. This giant, cheese-covered man ran into the restaurant, demanded tortilla soup, and then left with a bucket of kimchi.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@Cuddlephish96 @khey_thirteen I agree, even if they abandoned their post.

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@OdiliTime Wasn't his last album only released on a Tenga egg or something?

[Sojaro @sojaro]

@tjbierschbach @MikeSington NBC didn't get the McDonald's advertising contract this season, so he's gotta drag them on the twitter.