Dale Earnhardt jr . stan account.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma - Patrick Star

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

That’s it ladies and gentlemen. He’s experienced baseball.

He’s an honorary American now.

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Scotland : Partying with Bostonians

South Korea: Getting drunk with Mexicans

Freddy: Red carpet tour through the South

England:

[NobletStrength @NobletStrength]

This picture is honestly hilarious because they assume this is some American staple and I've not only never eaten this, but I've never seen this in stores or even met a fellow American that has. The only reason I know it exists are Europeans telling me on social media we eat it.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Latson @Larsona_5]

The switch up is crazy soccer twitter is a bunch of drones

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

Kinda funny how England is having just the worst time here lol

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

How did it go from this to Nicki Minaj skins?

[☕︎︎ @j7zaza]

4 US games in btw. All packed to the brim. We still gonna push this narrative or are we gonna give these lot credit?

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

+140 odds currently that Freddy is a guest picker on college gameday this fall at some point

[Robert @WordsAndMinds]

Wouldn't be surprised if there was a middle school in the Texas panhandle with a better stadium than this housing project with a lawn.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Freddy’s trip through the American South is a testament to what overwhelming positivity can get you in this World

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[KG @interstatejuche]

I know it's a longshot but if America actually wins the world cup in a sport none of us care about on our 250th birthday the rest of the planet should just pack it in

[🦆 @cookinquack]

USA WORLD CUP MATCH
NBA FINALS
STANLEY CUP
OMAHA
UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD

LETS HAVE A WEEKEND 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[Alexandra F. Baldwin @VerumVulnero1]

Scots at an Irish bar in Boston is like a global celebration of the act of taking pride in humiliating the English

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[Ole Memes @Ole_Memes]

This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now