Josh #4 / HankcelMeals

Solace • • 19 • egg born Homunculus • Your favorite artists favorite shitposter maybe idk who your favorite artist is | HANKSTWT

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

Just a heads up for those

(CW for an attempt)
Updates on Jax (@/#ThatOneGay_kid)

[uu @um33m3]

would you still love me if i didn’t allow you to treat me terribly

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

i think when a woman finds out her husbands called her disinterest in him “withholding sex” she should be allowed to kill him to death tbh

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

on a similar note i think ppl be larping Sports sometimes. “im more into baseball,” bc its a Peepaw sport and they can bs and nobody will notice

[bre @misscrokker]

i feel like people lovin pink is as performative as those who love hello kitty

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

its because most people are unromantic and sex is what they mean.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i hate how physical touch as a love language gets reduced to sex and kissing when it's more like... handholding, laying your head on their shoulder, putting your legs over their lap, tracing their palm, tucking your feet under their thighs. just touching for touching's sake.

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

WORDDD

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

im like if michael jackson was a 19 year old nonbinary lesbian that worked a retail job and was also chopped and a loser

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

@MoriIsHuman fuck our communication is so open and goals

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

reminder that in bodhis route he literally hypes up tesla

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

and like no i dont want to communicate this. She’ll be like “..oookayy… iiimm sorrry?? I just dont know what you want me to do about that???”

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

ppl will just watch the thing you were watching together without you and youre expected to care about their feelings

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

posts that arent about hanks #2

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

It’s so funny when men are naked, why is your butt so tensed and small? 😭

[turbomander @turbomander]

every friend group has an alchemist, like buddy sorry not sorry but i am not gonna drink your tincture bro 😭"nooo not a potion its a poultice, its waaay more effective i swear" 💔💔💔

[amy ⚢ @discodyke2000]

when they’re mean to butters in south park

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

@MoriIsHuman I made it up?

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

if you could be at ihop if you got a problem with my whoopsy daisy

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

i can clock when customers are gonna be annoying bc they look disgusted to be here. Like take the bougieness to texas road- OH OHH YOU CANT RIGHT CAUSE YOUR BROKE I THOUGHT SO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

i can clock when customers are gonna be annoying bc they look disgusted to be here. Like take the bougieness to texas road- OH OHH YOU CANT RIGHT CAUSE YOUR BROKE I THOUGHT SO.

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

@blockofemerald im not!!!

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

charlotte: Thats some (washed goat)

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

I fw hankstwt bc im like a washed goat but yall put like bows on me and paint hooves and shit anyways

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

thats it i’m putting a curse on the next person that says anything about bi people.

[Josh #4 / HankcelMeals @SolacebelowMoon]

not true, This legit happpened with Puss and Boots the last wish

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

That’s because only horror audiences will show up and insist everyone in their lives see it.

Never happens with any other genre.