🚨 THE SIMPSONS DID IT AGAIN
They predicted Trump’s presidency in 2017…
Now they hint at his DEATH 😱
The Simpsons have already “predicted”:
ゝ 9/11 \ the pandemic
ゝ the Bitcoin boom \ the Titan sub tragedy
❗Trump has vanished — no rallies, no tweets.
Even his pastor publicly prayed for his health…
Trump’s silence is the loudest signal.
Polymarket just proved that retail can't do basic math
They priced six entire months of risk at exactly 2%
Look at the spread on the screenshot
June is sitting at 50%
December is sitting at 52%
The crowd is so addicted to short-term gambling they left a massive hole in the curve
They are basically handing out Q3 and Q4 for free
This is an absolute joke of a market
Long the December Yes
Long the June No
If the event hits anywhere between July and December you win both legs
You are risking a dime to make almost a full dollar
If it happens tomorrow or never happens at all your downside is strictly capped
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His next announcement will change EVERYTHING
Insiders started rotating before Trump’s speech
You’ll feel the biggest price shift this Monday
Waiting for it…
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$MITCH started a new memecoins meta
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