˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗

idiot savant - 23 - bartender and art student 🏳️‍🌈🥃🎨

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

russian soldiers trying to match on tinder with women from the country they’re invading and then getting catfished for intel is such a weird “we live in the future” moment

[trash jones @jzux]

Uh Oh! It Didn’t Kill Me, But It Also Didn’t Make Me Stronger

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

food running last night i dropped off the food and they said thanks and i for some reason smiled and said “yeah good luck!” before immediately turning around and walking away. siobhan. what was that

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

a snow day as an adult is actually more exciting I think 👀

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

came back on twitter just because I thought of the best tweet in my life - gorgeous by taylor swift is just the entire plot of pride and prejudice

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

EIU Needs to Take Further Action Regarding Racist Messages - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/S9ZTlrBDnw via @Change

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

@devado94 @bignosebaddie me too lets fucking go i got two tiny hands ready to throw hard

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

@tamolllie i miss you with every cell of me bitch 🥰😢

[chlown @pissxpoor]

1. this is a waste of money
2. addicts deserve to eat
3. children of addicts deserve to eat

[˗ˏˋ soybean ˊˎ˗ @solelunaaa]

me every time i hear this song

[jaylen @jaylenjaay]

Me when a random baby stares at me longer than 5 seconds

[Auntie Derek ☕️ (FKA DerekIsNormal) @AuntieDerek]

I can NOT! 😂😂😂😂

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

me and my besties after learning we share the same childhood traumas

[◟(๑• ᴗ •)◞❁ miss oopsie @ssolsunz]

my coworkers brother is currently being detained by ICE and we were finally able to speak to him for the first time in two weeks and the first thing he said was that he hasn’t eaten in 4 days so once again FUCK ICE AND FUCK YOU IF YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT

[emma @emma_____weaver]

me: :(

vegetables at the grocery store getting misted:
🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
🥬🥒🥦🥕🥬

me: :)

[elliott @ghhostboyy]

no cops at pride just hozier and his cult of sword wielding lesbians