I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.
Don’t understand why ppl can’t see that the “make out every night” ritual/advice is designed to increase satisfaction for both the we-should-have-more-sex spouse and the we-should-share-more-physical-affection-without-sex spouse, and is likely pretty successful at both
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
how to be a good MS in the big 2026
1. dont get first picked
2. exist within 5m of your dps (amp if they are low - optional)
3. "better beat" 0.3seconds of the other team using beat even though it is the most useless thing to do ever :))))))
4. be able to pick brig or wuyang ig
gaming4hope donated to converstion therapy and "had to disagree" when someone dm'ed him about all of the risks and statistics associated with it.
this is who you lol-cow'd into becoming so big that he can live off of streaming. for internet points.
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ideal Overwatch team:
• Tank with a 9-5 job
• pre-law hitscan
• extroverted Korean FDPS who is trying their best with English
• tgirl flex support from continental Europe
• polyamorous main support
• benched brig otp
@SillyWasTaken@Iqmighty If you go to the “competitive info” panel on the screen before queuing into a game, they’re all explained. Iirc, pressure specifically is when you get up to champ to make it more grindy/difficult to climb
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
saw two oomfs do this so MY IDEAL OW TEAM:
- cishet male tank with a 9-5
- nonchalant 16 yo boy hitscan that has an ekitten waiting for him at home
- trans puppygirl flex dps with an obscure fetish
- gay man main support
- afab woke as hell flex support
LMK
when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’