ambrose

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Dr. pepper and Overwatch are members of my polycule

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[Anna @DistractedAnna]

Don’t understand why ppl can’t see that the “make out every night” ritual/advice is designed to increase satisfaction for both the we-should-have-more-sex spouse and the we-should-share-more-physical-affection-without-sex spouse, and is likely pretty successful at both

[interpretation @materialcritic]

gender gap relationships where the couple has a monogamy fetish are so normalized

[emily may @emilykmay]

there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.

[ambrose @solidhill]

Gay movie theatre be like: “what do you mean they’re making a biopic about the storm that delayed D-Day”

[ambrose @solidhill]

Also, it’s okay if you get first picked, bc then you can just say you were baiting and flame your team for not getting a trade

[pz! @HeyItsEzPz]

how to be a good MS in the big 2026

1. dont get first picked
2. exist within 5m of your dps (amp if they are low - optional)
3. "better beat" 0.3seconds of the other team using beat even though it is the most useless thing to do ever :))))))
4. be able to pick brig or wuyang ig

[treejuice 🏳️‍⚧️ @coniferjuice]

@superboogus1 Twitter is a game of telephone except all the players try to make all the other players kill themselves

[cyclical / josh 🌞 @cyclicalVIII]

gaming4hope donated to converstion therapy and "had to disagree" when someone dm'ed him about all of the risks and statistics associated with it.

this is who you lol-cow'd into becoming so big that he can live off of streaming. for internet points.

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[Diego Sosa @DiegoESosa]

taking them into txcxx during every queue to soft launch the idea of cnc

[ben 🧚🏻‍♂️🦐 @achtungbabeyy]

ideal Overwatch team:

• Tank with a 9-5 job
• pre-law hitscan
• extroverted Korean FDPS who is trying their best with English
• tgirl flex support from continental Europe
• polyamorous main support
• benched brig otp

[ambrose @solidhill]

@SillyWasTaken @Iqmighty If you go to the “competitive info” panel on the screen before queuing into a game, they’re all explained. Iirc, pressure specifically is when you get up to champ to make it more grindy/difficult to climb

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

[ged @mgeddesgengras]

the five types of jazz

[max 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇨🇴 @luffyiologys]

saw two oomfs do this so MY IDEAL OW TEAM:

- cishet male tank with a 9-5

- nonchalant 16 yo boy hitscan that has an ekitten waiting for him at home

- trans puppygirl flex dps with an obscure fetish

- gay man main support

- afab woke as hell flex support

LMK

[crittur @miwwmiu]

What is it called when u don’t know but u lowkey know and ur just pretending

[🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵 @snacks_fruity2]

This shit came from the heart too u know overwatch hardened this nigga

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’

[ambrose @solidhill]

@artificialsonny Show me!!