Sacha du bourg

[Sacha du bourg @solidsnakeak47]

Enceinte de son homme, elle envoie un message à son ex. Lui disant, qu'elle avorte si il veut recommencer une relation et qu'elle est prête à revenir en Martinique..... seigneur protège moi de ce genre de diablesse

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

🚨🗣️ Back when LUIS DIAZ said this about Messi:

"When I was young, I had an Argentina jersey, and I told my friends that Messi gave it to me, and they believed me.

When I met him, I asked him for his jersey and told him the story. He said to me, 'Bring me that jersey so I can sign it and turn the lie into the truth, and now you'll have a real one! He also asked me for my jersey.

When I gave it to him, he jokingly said, 'Tell your friends that Messi asked for your jersey! He was very humble and shy. He has always been my idol." 🥹🐐

[Alberto @albertonger]

On ne réalise pas assez que Messi a battu CR7 en finale de LDC, Neymar en finale de Copa América, et Mbappé en finale de CDM… C’EST MONSTRUEUX

[Lionel Messi Türkiye🇦🇷 #hedef2 @LionelMessiTR_]

🗣️Yassine Chueko (Messi’nin koruması):

“Messi Ballon d'Or'u kazandığında uçaktaydık ve bana ‘Yassine Ballon d'Or'u sen tut’ dedi. Ben de ona ‘Tamam’ dedim. İlk başta onu başka bir yere taşımamı istediğini düşündüm. Sonra onu taşıdığımda oğluna ve eşine şöyle dedi: "En iyi koruma dalında Ballon d'Or ödülünü kazanan kişi Yassine’dir"

Çok güzel bir an ve dünyanın en iyi oyuncusunun asla unutamayacağım sözleriydi. Kendimi onun ailesinin bir parçası gibi hissediyorum

[Katliii🇿🇦 @Kat48109]

Women will always find a way to shift the blame unto men

[𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌𓂀 @tonye237]

Je dois sortir un bon business woke comme ça pour les féministes en fin de cycle .

[Siv Ngesi @iamSivN]

Wait a minute .. this man begged and pleaded for a divorce from episode 1! Yes he was a dog and evil. This woman burnt a house down with 2 people in it , poisoned someone , pointed a gun at someone etc! She no innocent

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

She is still travelling spending Jonasi’s money 😂

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

Jonasi everytime a woman smiles at him

[Mrs Noma 🔆 @MrsNoma]

After God, fear men like Jonasi 🤞🏽😂🤣

#ThePolygamist
#ThePolygamistNetflix

[MΛΉITO 🇨🇵🇪🇦 #FreeJulian @Mahito_Tomura]

Le tweet pour nous briser le cœur

[MC @CrewsMat10]

🚨🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on Cristiano Ronaldo saying “I’m back” after scoring a brace:

“I thought he said he never left. I don’t know why he was yelling I’m back.” 😭😭

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

🅾️🅾️ Wayne Rooney: On Lionel Messi performance against Austria:

“I’ll say this now, what we’re witnessing right now is just completely mental. I’ve played at the absolute highest level, I know what the physical toll of this game is, and Messi scoring twice today to break the all-time World Cup goal record? It’s just insane.

How are we all sitting here acting like this is normal? The man is 39 years old. At 39, most lads are sitting on a beach, or struggling to get out of bed for a Sunday league kickabout, let alone dominating the biggest tournament on Earth. It defies logic.

He’s out there gliding past players, reading the game three steps ahead of everyone else, and finishing like he’s still in his mid-twenties.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who still doubts Lionel Messi as the greatest to ever play the game simply is not mentally OK. It’s that simple.

There’s no footballing argument left to have. Even if your brain has been completely disconnected, your eyes alone just sitting there watching what he is doing on that pitch should tell you absolutely everything you need to know. You don't need a tactical breakdown. You just need to look at the screen. To do what he’s done throughout his career was incredible, but to reach the pinnacle of the World Cup record books at 39?

We will never, ever see anything like this again. We just need to stop trying to analyze it and appreciate that we're looking at the absolute best to ever lace up a pair of boots”

[Gol Garra @ElGolGarracol]

Ronaldinho si hubiera existido las pausas de hidratación en el mundial del 2002

[ℭ𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔦 @Aurucs]

Les français :
- Se doucher chez eux : 🙅🏻‍♀️❌
- Se doucher dans dlo kaka : 🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏼🏊🏻‍♂️✅

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Je pensais être drôle jusqu’à découvrir Twitter à l’international